Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
What can I do on election day?
1-Sleep all day
2-Smoke weed all day
3-Drink vodka all day
4-Watch Netflix all day
5-Clean the house all day
6-Go outside and count the blades of grass on my lawn
7-Stare at the clock in the kitchen and see if I can catch the hour hand move
8-count the hairs on my head and my pubic hair and see which is greater
9-cut my toe nails, finger nails, nose hairs, ear hairs, uni-brows, beard, mustache, wax my chest and butt
10-close my eyes and stare at the inside of my eyelids, see if I can see anything worth while
11-go outside stare up at the sky and try to spot a UFO
12-eat a different kind of pasta every two hours
13-Walk to the nearest park and try to have a one-to-one heart-to-heart with a squirrel
14-Walk into the woods and try to find a living Bigfoot and share a bag of beef jerky with him.
Decisions, Decisions
Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Troll Song
"How do you feel about the collapse of both the Republican Party and Democratic Party?"
"TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL!" --Me
Sunday, July 24, 2016
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Thursday, July 21, 2016
Sunday, July 10, 2016
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Tuesday, July 5, 2016
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