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Friday, September 30, 2011

Ten Reasons Why You Should Start Doing Drugs | Stellarmine

Ten Reasons Why You Should Start Doing Drugs | Stellarmine:

Ten Reasons Why You Should Start Doing Drugs

Warning: If you have already made up your mind and consider your self to be a anti-drug zealot. I completely understand. I used to be one. I will highlight some of the important benefits of using drugs in pursuit of mental evolution and advancing oneself toward a life filled with gratitude and happiness. This is intended for all the sober folks who are missing out.

1.) Mary Jane Is A Lot More Fun Than Your Wife

Popular culture likes to depict all marijuana smokers as stoners, as Cheech and Chong types who are eternally glued to their couches with bongs in hand. And yet not everyone who smokes marijuana is a burn-out. Puffing a bit of pot can be likened to having a glass of wine after work: It takes the edge off.

Pot also has plenty of established health benefits. For one thing, it’s been proven to slow down tumor growth in the brain, breasts and lungs. In fact, certain cannabinoids offer natural anti-cancer protection. That seems to be a reason behind our bountiful collection of natural cannabinoid receptors. Some additional medical benefits include stimulating the appetite and relieving symptoms of migraine, multiple sclerosis and glaucoma.

And what about mental burnout? Admittedly, pot can compromise short-term memory. Nonetheless, it does wonders for those who are predisposed to Alzheimer’s disease. THC helps prevent the accumulation of material that robs us of cognitive functions.

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1 comment:

  1. Wow, this article is a perfect mix of humor and logic.

    Well done.

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