Saturday, September 24, 2016
Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Hillary Clinton's Bizarre Eye Movement Before Canceling Event
Where is Rowdy Roddy Piper when you need him!
She's one of them lizard people from the movie They Live (1988)
Saturday, September 17, 2016
Thursday, August 25, 2016
Wednesday, August 24, 2016
Friday, August 19, 2016
Wednesday, August 17, 2016
Sunday, August 14, 2016
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Tuesday, August 2, 2016
What can I do on election day?
1-Sleep all day
2-Smoke weed all day
3-Drink vodka all day
4-Watch Netflix all day
5-Clean the house all day
6-Go outside and count the blades of grass on my lawn
7-Stare at the clock in the kitchen and see if I can catch the hour hand move
8-count the hairs on my head and my pubic hair and see which is greater
9-cut my toe nails, finger nails, nose hairs, ear hairs, uni-brows, beard, mustache, wax my chest and butt
10-close my eyes and stare at the inside of my eyelids, see if I can see anything worth while
11-go outside stare up at the sky and try to spot a UFO
12-eat a different kind of pasta every two hours
13-Walk to the nearest park and try to have a one-to-one heart-to-heart with a squirrel
14-Walk into the woods and try to find a living Bigfoot and share a bag of beef jerky with him.
Decisions, Decisions
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